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This is a turtle.

Ok, it’s actually supposed to be a ‘tortoise’ for this blog post to really bang on all cylinders, but frankly I have no idea what the difference is (if any) between a turtle and a tortoise. You know what? We’re majoring in the minors here. Let’s just get on with the post. You’ve heard the… Read more »

dew-1507498_1280

Dude, I Freakin’ Love Plants

I called it “demon bush,” because it had these wicked sharp thorns. The thing was wild. It grew so fast — out of control — right outside our house. So, one day I grabbed a saw and chopped it down. “Hah! That’ll teach you, demon bush.” Nope. Wrong. It just grew back because I was… Read more »

no-1513027

You Can’t Do That!

My first company, Roster Junkie is in need of a programmer. I go to a networking event where programmers and business founders are supposed to mingle. To my surprise, everyone there seems to be looking for a programmer. It’s like a room full of desperate dudes looking for dates. Sad. A couple of hot girls… Read more »

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  • turtle-863336_1280

    This is a turtle.

    Ok, it’s actually supposed to be a ‘tortoise’ for this blog post to really bang on all cylinders, but frankly I have no idea what the difference is (if any) between a turtle and a tortoise. You know what? We’re majoring in the minors here. Let’s just get on with the post. You’ve heard the… Read more »

  • dew-1507498_1280

    Dude, I Freakin’ Love Plants

    I called it “demon bush,” because it had these wicked sharp thorns. The thing was wild. It grew so fast — out of control — right outside our house. So, one day I grabbed a saw and chopped it down. “Hah! That’ll teach you, demon bush.” Nope. Wrong. It just grew back because I was… Read more »

  • no-1513027

    You Can’t Do That!

    My first company, Roster Junkie is in need of a programmer. I go to a networking event where programmers and business founders are supposed to mingle. To my surprise, everyone there seems to be looking for a programmer. It’s like a room full of desperate dudes looking for dates. Sad. A couple of hot girls… Read more »

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